Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...