Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...