Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...