IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!