chef found a daddy long legs
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If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...