Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!