Pizza Cutting
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Four Words
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|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Workplace insanity
|HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE Page yourself over...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...