The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...