Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...