Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...