What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.