Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...