Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...