How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...