Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...