Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...