The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...