Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...