did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...