NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...