Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...