What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...