If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...