Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...