Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...