Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...