I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
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Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...