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On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
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There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
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Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
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There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
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