Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...