The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...