Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...