One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...