Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...