You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
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Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...