New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...