Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...