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Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
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Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...