At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...