Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...