Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...