Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...