A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...