Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...