Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Way to have FUN while shopping!
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...