King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...