Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...