Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...