Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...