Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...