Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...