Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...